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Carolina · 15 August 2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Yes, and I can't play anymore because of these darn children. Who the heck to they think they are? I want to talk about bonking and toenails and Carolina (or was that Carloina the Seductress?)...

But the uneaten brisket calls from June's plate....

Silly brisket. Don't worry - the thread will be here when you get back!

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Next time he emails you his new watch purchase...

say: "Oh I just orgasmed....right before the pizza delivery guy did!"

James

You and your salty sardine jokes.

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

You and your salty sardine jokes.

Rather that than salty yoghurt

J

Carolina · 15 August 2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

No he was being honest. His female IT co-worker was working on a connection solution.

Ack!

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Next time he emails you his new watch purchase...

say: "Oh I just orgasmed....right before the pizza delivery guy did!"

James

Now that is is a plan to remember!

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Originally Posted by mailman

The hell with the pizza delivery guy. The mailman comes every day

Be it rain, snow, or dark of night...

Carolina · 15 August 2008, 09:45 AM

My two children just asked "Mommy, why are you laughing?" OK, bedtime kiddos!

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Did someone say bonking?

My wife's making oatmeal chocolate chip cookies now too. Maybe I'm in tonight

I must confess. I came home yesterday with a chocolate chip on the end of my....you get the picture and the wife says "You have been down at the trian station again with Jim. Hope you kept the change".

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Ack!

Now that is is a plan to remember!

Be it rain, snow, or dark of night...

I'm accurate too

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I must confess. I came home yesterday with a chocolate chip on the end of my....you get the picture and the wife says "You have been down at the trian station again with Jim. Hope you kept the change".

I have no response to that...I just almost peed in my pants...I have neighbours Joe, at 1am they will wonder WTF is going on!!!!!!!!

J

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I must confess. I came home yesterday with a chocolate chip on the end of my....you get the picture and the wife says "You have been down at the trian station again with Jim. Hope you kept the change".

She's using Nestle's chocolate chips, not Hershey's

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I'm accurate too

Rigourously tested in five positions?????????????

J

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I have no response to that...I just almost peed in my pants...I have neighbours Joe, at 1am they will wonder WTF is going on!!!!!!!!

J

They're wondering if their neighbour is queer as a nine bob note

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Rigourously tested in five positions?????????????

J

At least seven. That's before I drop my mailbag

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

She's using Nestle's chocolate chips, not Hershey's

Has a moderator every been Banned!!!!!!!!!

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

At least seven. That's before I drop my mailbag

You mean like make a delivery????????

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Has a moderator every been Banned!!!!!!!!!

I think it the Bubba effect!

J

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

You mean like make a delivery????????

It's not a delivery; it's a resolution.

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Has a moderator every been Banned!!!!!!!!!

No

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

You mean like make a delivery????????

I mean bring the mail package. Wanna see it

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

It's not a delivery; it's a resolution.

It's called lunch time

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

No

I mean bring the mail package. Wanna see it

Be very careful Jim. Mailman was the idea behind the Burger King Whopper commercial in the 70's and 80's. "It takes two hands to handle the Whopper".

True story......

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Be very careful Jim. Mailman was the idea behind the Burger King Whopper commercial in the 70's and 80's. "It takes two hands to handle the Whopper".

True story......

I thought it was more like a Chicken McNugget!!!!!!!!!

J

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I thought it was more like a Chicken McNugget!!!!!!!!!

J

Again, you and your damn chicken. Not the whole chicken, just use a feather or two.

mailman · 15 August 2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I thought it was more like a Chicken McNugget!!!!!!!!!

J

Have a look here pal

This when I was just a baby too

BTW, JJ keeps a copy of this next to his computer

NSFW

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...ri/babypic.jpg

mailman · 15 August 2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Again, you and your damn chicken. Not the whole chicken, just use a feather or two.

So he wasn't asking "How's the weather?"

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Have a look here pal

This when I was just a baby too

BTW, JJ keeps a copy of this next to his computer

NSFW

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...ri/babypic.jpg

Showed the pic to the wife. She wants to know if you are weaned?

That was her comment. She can hang with us with ease.

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

So he wasn't asking "How's the weather?"

I know about getting old and about the weather. Now I understand weather vein.

mailman · 15 August 2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Showed the pic to the wife. She wants to know if you are weaned?

That was her comment. She can hang with us with ease.

away36 · 15 August 2008, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Ladies

First time Coffee Shop poster.

My name is James and I come from England.

I like shiny watches and making people smile.

The rest of the forum seems a little tense and antagonistic right now. I thought I might bother you girls for a little while...if that is okay with you.

James

Heck, James...you're one of our favourite people. We're THRILLED to see you hangin' out here!!!!

away36 · 15 August 2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

.

I guess wherever Joe goes, fun and trouble usually follow!!!!

J

It doesn't just follow, James....it comes running along, gleefully, right beside him!

away36 · 15 August 2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I have no response to that...I just almost peed in my pants...I have neighbours Joe, at 1am they will wonder WTF is going on!!!!!!!!

J

If you're hangin' out with Joey, James....I'd be more concerned about what's coming OFF!

Rockrolex · 15 August 2008, 10:37 PM

This is the first thread I hit when I signed on this morning. I can't stop laughing. My secretary is wondering : "WTF is he doing in there?"

Thank you Lisa, Carolina, Joe, Jim, (and you, too, Paulie) for jump starting my Friday. Laughing like this is going to make it a whole lot easier to make it through the day.

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