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idk01 · 4 January 2010, 05:54 PM

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her
grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because
there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher
says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave
early today."

Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question".

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before
Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln".
The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD.

The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open
his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's
right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John
Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was
BOILING MAD.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches
would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID
THAT?" Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"

JJ Irani · 4 January 2010, 06:25 PM

swatty · 4 January 2010, 06:31 PM

limbo · 4 January 2010, 06:55 PM

Ultraman · 4 January 2010, 08:59 PM

pz93c · 5 January 2010, 01:23 AM

figbo · 5 January 2010, 12:00 PM

Ha!

1000ftSub · 5 January 2010, 12:37 PM

ParisDakarBmw · 5 January 2010, 12:40 PM

That was good! I needed a good joke! Thanks!

4 January 2010, 05:54 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	End of school It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question". The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?" __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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ParisDakarBmw Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Paul Location: New Haven, CT Watch: 116610 Sub-C Posts: 6,552	That was good! I needed a good joke! Thanks!

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