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limbo · 8 January 2010, 06:25 AM

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Australian soldier is better than ten Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out, "One Australian is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers." furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Australian voice calls out, "One Australian is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"

JJ Irani · 8 January 2010, 06:26 AM

figbo · 8 January 2010, 07:00 AM

Bwa ha ha!

pz93c · 8 January 2010, 12:42 PM

True.

Too true.

idk01 · 8 January 2010, 01:45 PM

Absolutely love it

swatty · 8 January 2010, 11:07 PM

Lion · 9 January 2010, 06:28 AM

Very funny!!!

ParisDakarBmw · 9 January 2010, 06:30 AM

Great joke!

8 January 2010, 06:25 AM	#1
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Taliban Soldiers A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Australian soldier is better than ten Taliban." The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out, "One Australian is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers." furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out, "One Australian is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"

8 January 2010, 06:26 AM	#2
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8 January 2010, 07:00 AM	#3
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8 January 2010, 01:45 PM	#5
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9 January 2010, 06:28 AM	#7
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

8 January 2010, 12:42 PM	#4
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	True. Too true.

8 January 2010, 11:07 PM	#6
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9 January 2010, 06:30 AM	#8
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