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Timber Loftis · 9 January 2010, 03:37 AM

A new shift manager was being shown around the Latex factor where he was just hired. The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in their manufacturing process.

On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise, and the shift manager asks his tour guide what it's doing. "As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise." he says "The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

On the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a "hiss.. hiss... hiss-pop" sound during the manufacturing process. "Wait a second," the future shift manager says, "I know what the hiss, hiss is... but what's with the 'pop' noise every once in a while?"

"Oh, that hehe. It's the same as the baby bottle nipple process." says the guide... "It pokes a hole in every third condom."

"But that can't be good for the condoms!" the observant shift manager replied.

"Nah, but it's really good for the baby bottle nipple business!"

Lion · 9 January 2010, 06:15 AM

Very good!!!

JJ Irani · 9 January 2010, 06:16 AM

figbo · 9 January 2010, 09:26 AM

idk01 · 9 January 2010, 09:43 AM

limbo · 9 January 2010, 03:40 PM

swatty · 9 January 2010, 06:41 PM

shuarma · 10 January 2010, 02:57 PM

great joke!

Ashley · 10 January 2010, 06:05 PM

Hahahahha, good one!

9 January 2010, 03:37 AM	#1
Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	Latex Factory A new shift manager was being shown around the Latex factor where he was just hired. The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in their manufacturing process. On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise, and the shift manager asks his tour guide what it's doing. "As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise." he says "The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple." On the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a "hiss.. hiss... hiss-pop" sound during the manufacturing process. "Wait a second," the future shift manager says, "I know what the hiss, hiss is... but what's with the 'pop' noise every once in a while?" "Oh, that hehe. It's the same as the baby bottle nipple process." says the guide... "It pokes a hole in every third condom." "But that can't be good for the condoms!" the observant shift manager replied. "Nah, but it's really good for the baby bottle nipple business!"

9 January 2010, 06:15 AM	#2
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