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Old 16 March 2010, 08:38 AM   #1
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Walmart interview

Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a
> job opening.. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four
> people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in
> and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
> would get the job.. The day came and as the four sat around the
> conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know
> of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head.
> There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
> 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man. 'Hmmm.....let me see 'A
> blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.. A
> BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The
> blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned
> to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.. 'Well, out at my
> dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light
> switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light
> on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is
> the fastest thing I can think of'. Jennifer was very impressed with the
> third answer and thought she had found her man.. 'It 's hard to beat the
> speed of light,' she said. Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man,
> Jennifer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the
> previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
> DIARRHEA.' 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response... Oh sure',
> said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran
> for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I
> had already shit my pants.' BUBBA is now the new greeter at
> a Wal-Mart near you! You probably will think of this every
> time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
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Old 16 March 2010, 08:41 AM   #2
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Old 16 March 2010, 08:45 AM   #3
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JJ AKA Bubba is the new greeter at Wal Fart.
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Old 16 March 2010, 08:51 AM   #4
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Hilarious! Now I know how to ace a wal mart interview!
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Old 16 March 2010, 08:58 AM   #5
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Old 16 March 2010, 09:05 AM   #7
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Old 16 March 2010, 04:21 PM   #8
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Old 16 March 2010, 10:25 PM   #9
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Old 17 March 2010, 03:06 AM   #10
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Very funny!!!
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Old 17 March 2010, 03:56 AM   #11
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Hahaha!
His wit was faster than his sh!t?????????
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Old 17 March 2010, 04:56 AM   #12
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Old 18 March 2010, 06:57 PM   #13
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Old 19 March 2010, 09:51 AM   #14
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Bubba is one of my cousins and I would deeply appreciate it if you all would not make fun of him! Please!!
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Old 20 March 2010, 06:49 AM   #15
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Old 22 March 2010, 09:56 PM   #16
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Old 30 June 2011, 10:19 AM   #17
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Best joke ever

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Old 30 June 2011, 08:31 PM   #18
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Old 30 June 2011, 09:09 PM   #19
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Old 30 June 2011, 09:18 PM   #20
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Old 30 June 2011, 10:40 PM   #21
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Hi

This topic help me a lot in developing my project. I will contribute more when I finished it.
Not sure what this means but I am glad this joke was bumped. Hilarious!
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Old 4 July 2011, 02:28 PM   #22
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Too funny!!!! (And I'm glad it got bumped, too)
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Old 24 August 2012, 07:22 PM   #26
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Thank very much for your comment. It help me to think about for my ideals.

Tks again and pls keep posting.
Quite the first post here!

And that joke...
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Old 26 August 2012, 01:16 AM   #27
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Bubba works at our nearby Wal-Mart...NOW I know why everyone uses the wet wipes on the cart handles after he pushes it to them.
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