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Old 31 March 2010, 08:52 AM   #1
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"GHETTO SPELLIN" Words...

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

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This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me acup and said penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel ."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she say "fortify."


Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....

Today's word is: "OMELETTE"


Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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Old 31 March 2010, 08:55 AM   #2
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Old 31 March 2010, 09:13 AM   #3
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Old 31 March 2010, 06:02 PM   #4
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Old 31 March 2010, 10:46 PM   #6
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Very funny!!!
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Old 31 March 2010, 10:49 PM   #7
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Old 1 April 2010, 12:27 AM   #8
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Old 27 September 2011, 05:51 AM   #10
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Old 27 September 2011, 05:56 AM   #11
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Old 27 September 2011, 06:07 AM   #12
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WOW! This one's old!

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Old 27 September 2011, 06:09 AM   #13
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Here's one from when I was a cop in the Ft. Greene section of Brooklyn.

Officer I want to report that I was raped & simonized.
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Old 27 September 2011, 06:13 AM   #14
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Here's one from when I was a cop in the Ft. Greene section of Brooklyn.

Officer I want to report that I was raped & simonized.
Oh no, not simonized!
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Old 27 September 2011, 07:12 AM   #15
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WOW! This one's old!

I can't believe we missed it!
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Old 27 September 2011, 08:50 AM   #16
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Old 27 September 2011, 08:52 AM   #17
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I can't believe we missed it!
Omelette this one slide.
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Old 27 September 2011, 07:38 PM   #21
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I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the firstand last ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a
porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

thought id post that ,,,, its amazing .
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Old 27 September 2011, 11:26 PM   #22
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I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the firstand last ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a
porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

thought id post that ,,,, its amazing .


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