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Old 19 June 2010, 02:14 AM   #1
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His First Time.

I boys first time with a condom, he was 16 or so. he went in to buy a packet of condoms at the local pharmacy.There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that he was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if he knew how to wear one.
he honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she un-wrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.he apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.Taking his hand, she led him into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.'Do these firm breasts excite you?' She asked.Well, he was so dumb-struck that all he could do was nod his head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on.,as he was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't much have time.'So he climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, he could no longer hold back and KAPOW, he was done within a few moments.She looked at him with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.he said, 'I sure did,' and held up his thumb to show her.
She then beat the sh#te out of him.......






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Old 19 June 2010, 03:27 AM   #2
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