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Old 18 September 2010, 04:59 PM   #1
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Enjoying all your jokes I thought I'd share this one I heard recently.

An ambitious young executive was working late one night. Coming out of his office he sees the CEO standing at the shredding machine with a puzzled look on his face and holding some important looking documents.

"Good evening sir may I help you?" he asks looking for a few brownie points.

"Yes young man, can you tell me how to work this machine?"

"Certainly sir" the young man takes the documents and carefully feeds them through the shredder "there you go sir, is there anything else"

"Well yes I'd like 2 copies of each of those..."
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Old 18 September 2010, 07:36 PM   #2
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Old 18 September 2010, 10:13 PM   #3
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Old 18 September 2010, 11:37 PM   #5
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Old 19 September 2010, 02:37 AM   #8
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Old 19 September 2010, 08:21 AM   #9
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Old 22 September 2010, 09:25 PM   #13
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