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blackmsport · 30 August 2011, 04:16 PM

Dementia quiz

first question:

You are a participant in a race. You overtake

the second person. What position are you in?

~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

answer : If you answered that you are first,

then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the

second person and you take his place, you are in second place!

Try to do better next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as

you took for the first question, ok?

Second question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

(scroll down)

~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are.....

Wrong again. Tell me sunshine, how can you overtake the last person??

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note:

This must be done in your head only.

Do not use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 now add 30.

Add another 1000. Now add 20 .. Now add another 1000.

Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for the correct answer.....

~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100...

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe...

Fourth question:

Mary's father has five daughters:

1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ???

2 what is the name of the fifth daughter?

~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

did you answer nunu? No! Of course it isn't.

Her name is mary! Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round,

a final chance to

redeem yourself:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.

By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he

successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a

pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?

~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

it's really very simple

he opens his mouth and asks for it...

Does your employer actually pay you to think??

If so do not let them see your answers for this test!

Art 1 · 30 August 2011, 08:24 PM

SWIMPRUF · 30 August 2011, 08:37 PM

swatty · 30 August 2011, 08:59 PM

masterserg · 30 August 2011, 09:24 PM

Excellent! I won't disclose my results though ...

mitchy · 30 August 2011, 09:33 PM

mtrunner · 30 August 2011, 11:02 PM

mboverst · 30 August 2011, 11:17 PM

Haha, that's a good one!

brkanand · 31 August 2011, 03:50 AM

I am lying flat completely exhausted!

Route 66 · 2 September 2011, 01:22 AM

My excuse is that it's still pretty early in the morning here.

mjclark32 · 2 September 2011, 03:52 AM

HORNBLOWER · 2 September 2011, 04:18 AM

Dohhhhh!!!!!!!

Chipmunk · 2 September 2011, 04:27 AM

prismresearch · 15 September 2011, 11:22 AM

Do you have any trains leaving at 6:30am at 35 MPH, while another train..................I'm usually good at those.......

BOA · 15 September 2011, 01:39 PM

Question #2 is technically flawed. On a track, you CAN overtake the last person in a race. It happens all the time. It's called "lapping."

43builder · 15 September 2011, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boa

question #2 is technically flawed. On a track, you can overtake the last person in a race. It happens all the time. It's called "lapping."

true to that!

Very good questions

Lion · 16 September 2011, 12:28 AM

Very funny!!!

fespo276 · 16 September 2011, 12:54 AM

Ya, got most wrong. Very funny.

Grissom · 18 September 2011, 08:59 AM

usbzoso · 18 September 2011, 09:12 AM

its official i am a genius ... i did enjoy the silly assumptions throughout the test that i got wrong answers ... better luck next time come up with something harder

TSW · 29 September 2011, 07:13 AM

bYAZZ · 1 October 2011, 09:13 AM

hmm got all but the last one right (i might have seen these somewhere, though!)

that last one was fantastic

FeelingTheBlues · 1 October 2011, 09:52 AM

Thank you for making me feel stupid!

30 August 2011, 04:16 PM	#1
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	IQ test / DEMENTIA QUIZ Dementia quiz first question: You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are in second place! Try to do better next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, ok? Second question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are..... Wrong again. Tell me sunshine, how can you overtake the last person?? You're not very good at this, are you? Third question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do not use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20 .. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Scroll down for the correct answer..... ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100... If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe... Fourth question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? 2 what is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ did you answer nunu? No! Of course it isn't. Her name is mary! Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round, a final chance to redeem yourself: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ it's really very simple he opens his mouth and asks for it... Does your employer actually pay you to think?? If so do not let them see your answers for this test!

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BOA "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Real Name: Bruce Location: Chicago, IL Watch: Meteorite DD Posts: 2,410	Question #2 is technically flawed. On a track, you CAN overtake the last person in a race. It happens all the time. It's called "lapping."

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usbzoso Banned Join Date: Apr 2011 Real Name: Stan Location: Dallas Watch: 16610/16600/16800 Posts: 1,231	its official i am a genius ... i did enjoy the silly assumptions throughout the test that i got wrong answers ... better luck next time come up with something harder

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bYAZZ "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Oxford Posts: 48	hmm got all but the last one right (i might have seen these somewhere, though!) that last one was fantastic

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