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toph · 5 April 2012, 01:31 PM

'Dactor, it's me ahrse.. I'd like ya ta teyk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

'Incredible', he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.

'This is amazing!' exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....

Finally the last bill comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the patient.

(Wait for it.............

'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'

sleddog · 5 April 2012, 01:39 PM

Crude, but funny!

murphy j · 5 April 2012, 01:46 PM

TSW · 5 April 2012, 02:32 PM

77T · 5 April 2012, 03:28 PM

Welshwatchman · 5 April 2012, 09:06 PM

.... and for those who reported it as racist, the Irish are not a race.

It's just one of those 1970s stereotype jokes, nothing to get panties in too much of a twist over.

RRGHOST1 · 5 April 2012, 09:09 PM

Silly joke,very good.

HORNBLOWER · 5 April 2012, 09:22 PM

Hmmmmmmm...........

Sarajevo · 5 April 2012, 09:37 PM

toph · 5 April 2012, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Welshwatchman

.... and for those who reported it as racist, the Irish are not a race.

It's just one of those 1970s stereotype jokes, nothing to get panties in too much of a twist over.

Sorry to question you, but are you being serious about people reporting it as racist?

Welshwatchman · 5 April 2012, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toph

Sorry to question you, but are you being serious about people reporting it as racist?

It's true.

"Thick Irish" "Greasy Italian" "Sheepshagging Welsh / NZ", "Tightfisted Scots", "Non armpit shaving French", "Roast Beef English", "Pot Smoking Dutch".

That sort of stereotyping can be interpreted by the minority Irish/Welsh/Scotsperson and racism, seemingly.

masterserg · 5 April 2012, 11:03 PM

People need to lighten up IMHO. It is just a funny joke.

FeelingTheBlues · 7 April 2012, 01:34 AM

figbo · 7 April 2012, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Welshwatchman

It's true.

"Thick Irish" "Greasy Italian" "Sheepshagging Welsh / NZ", "Tightfisted Scots", "Non armpit shaving French", "Roast Beef English", "Pot Smoking Dutch".

That sort of stereotyping can be interpreted by the minority Irish/Welsh/Scotsperson and racism, seemingly.

Hey,hey,hey now,don't forget about me!!!

Art 1 · 7 April 2012, 06:01 AM

leemozoid · 7 April 2012, 01:02 PM

A blond goes to the doctor and tells him that it hurts everywhere she touches herself.

The Dr. examines her and says, "You've got a broken finger!"

Pep04 · 7 April 2012, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Welshwatchman

It's true.

"Thick Irish" "Greasy Italian" "Sheepshagging Welsh / NZ", "Tightfisted Scots", "Non armpit shaving French", "Roast Beef English", "Pot Smoking Dutch".

That sort of stereotyping can be interpreted by the minority Irish/Welsh/Scotsperson and racism, seemingly.

And Cubans talk too loud and use wave their hands too much. Look at two Cubans in a discussion and, to the untrained eye, you would think they are in the mist of a fight!

I am Cuban, so I know this to be a truthful stereotype to some degree.

Seriously, there are far too many things to worry about in life. The joke was funny and I LOVE the Irish accent (specially how they pronounce "record").

mitchy · 9 April 2012, 04:56 AM

swatty · 9 April 2012, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toph

Sorry to question you, but are you being serious about people reporting it as racist?

I've posted a couple of Irish jokes and got flamed . I thought it was funny

BH13GMT · 9 April 2012, 06:19 PM

I found it funny, and I had a similar response to one of my irish gags a few months back.

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