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Old 3 August 2012, 02:25 AM   #1
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Traffic Accident

Two gays were out for a drive in their new car. They stopped at a red light and were hit by another car.

"Get that idiot's details, Bruce", the gay driving the car tells his partner.

Bruce goes to the driver of the other car, a tough, rough-looking guy.

"I'd like your name and address" Bruce says politely, "We need to put this through the insurance"

The brute looks at Bruce disdainfully... "F**k you", he says, "S*ck my dick".

Bruce runs back to his car and says excitedly: "Adrian............
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..I think he wants to settle out of court !"
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Old 3 August 2012, 02:14 PM   #2
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Old 4 August 2012, 06:46 AM   #3
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Works better with Bimbo's, don't you think?

Two bimbos were out for a drive in their new car. They stopped at a red light and were hit by another car.

"Get that idiot's details, Barbie"

Barbie goes to the driver of the other car, a tough, rough-looking guy.

"I'd like your name and address" Barbie says politely, "We need to put this through the insurance"

The brute looks at her disdainfully... "F**k you", he says, "S*ck my dick".

She runs back to their car and says excitedly: "Kim............
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..I think he wants to settle out of court !"

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Old 4 August 2012, 06:51 AM   #4
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It did say gays not guys.
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Old 4 August 2012, 06:53 AM   #5
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Old 4 August 2012, 07:32 PM   #6
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Old 5 August 2012, 04:20 AM   #8
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Old 30 August 2012, 06:06 AM   #9
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You can say they were 'rear-ended'
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Old 30 August 2012, 06:56 AM   #10
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Old 30 August 2012, 07:07 PM   #11
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