American tourist in china.

[padi56]

An American tourist goes on a trip to China.
While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom at any time.

A week after arriving back in the States, he wakes one morning to find his pen#s covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says:
“I’ve got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD.It's very rare and almost unheard of here."

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."
The doctor answers: I'm sorry, there is no known cure, we're going to
amputate your pen#s."

The man screams in horror,” Absolutely not!......... I want a second opinion."

The doctor replies: "Well , it's your choice. go ahead if you want, but
surgery is the only option."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his pen#s and proclaims: " Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease."

The man says, "Yes I already know that but what can we do?
My American doctor wants to amputate my penis.

Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "
Stupid American docta, always want to cut, cut, cut !!
Make more money that way, no need to opelate."

"Oh, thank God !!, the man replies.



"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no wolly ! Save money.
You wait two weeks. It drop of by self."

[mailman]

Bad thought but still funny

[JJ Irani]

Gruesomely funny!!