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3 December 2005, 09:24 PM
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Guts & Balls.
Just in case you ever wondered . . .
We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ... GUTS. is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you going to fly somewhere?” BALLS. is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ars# and having the balls to say: “You’re next.” I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. Padi.
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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3 December 2005, 11:01 PM
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Very clear, I think I'm gonna try 'em out both tonight!  Result after showing guts: comatose in ER. Result after showing balls: asking St. Peter if you may enter through the pearly gates.
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3 December 2005, 11:05 PM
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   Be it on your own head mate,there is a full disclaimer in the small print.
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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3 December 2005, 11:13 PM
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Well, there’s an other way to put it. On my head stone will be written:
Here lies a brave but foolish man He had balls and he had guts But alas he had no brains
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4 December 2005, 04:28 AM
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Now which tosser said the Dutch don't have a sense of humour? 
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4 December 2005, 05:24 AM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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4 December 2005, 05:39 AM
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Thats a riot
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