Sheep Shagga Joke

[Oscar]

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right"

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Villager: "The sheep's a liar"

[JJ Irani]

[unclesallie]

can't trust those sheep!
best,
dan

[jasonbellevue]

[Portzed]

Originally Posted by unclesallie

can't trust those sheep!
best,
dan

Just need to get them bedroom trained.....taught not to kiss and tell.....JJ and Welshmen know this kinda stuff

[JJ Irani]

Originally Posted by ROLEX MAN

man you the bomb

Hi Martin,

Don't mean to sound rude, but aren't you getting a bit repetitive with that same line again and again and again.....

[Bisquitlips]

[idk01]

Awesome

[Lion]

Very good!!!

[coddger]

[limbo]

[hflee55]