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JJ Irani · 8 October 2008, 02:32 AM

Black Testicles ..

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask, 'Are my testicles black?

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, ' There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !! '

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '

Cheers - JJ

ratae1950 · 8 October 2008, 02:53 AM

Rofl!

figbo · 8 October 2008, 03:08 AM

Good one JJ

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Troy · 8 October 2008, 04:12 AM

k4vks · 8 October 2008, 06:51 AM

lol!! i;m going to share that with the nurses at my hospital!!

B Square · 8 October 2008, 06:55 AM

Rolexitis · 8 October 2008, 07:03 AM

How did you know my experience in the hospital ??

eric23 · 8 October 2008, 07:35 AM

limbo · 8 October 2008, 09:34 AM

swatty · 8 October 2008, 12:09 PM

Tony-GB · 9 October 2008, 02:07 AM

LMFAO!!

Greenring · 9 October 2008, 02:26 AM

heh heh

SLS · 9 October 2008, 07:33 AM

Gaijin · 9 October 2008, 08:56 PM

Hahahaha!

golfball123 · 10 October 2008, 12:09 AM

8 October 2008, 02:32 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Black Testicles!! Black Testicles .. A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask, 'Are my testicles black? Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, ' There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !! ' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? ' Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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