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Greenring · 9 October 2008, 02:55 AM

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a

farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey

the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but

I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied,

'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said,

'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said,

'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked,

'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said,

'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said,

You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said,

'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said,

'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said,

'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said,

'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck now works for an investment banker.

JJ Irani · 9 October 2008, 02:57 AM

Bloody brilliant!!

ratae1950 · 9 October 2008, 03:20 AM

Rofl!

Troy · 9 October 2008, 04:09 AM

limbo · 9 October 2008, 04:40 PM

Chuck must have been giving lessons to my financial adviser.

golfball123 · 9 October 2008, 04:54 PM

swatty · 9 October 2008, 08:14 PM

Probably true story

eric23 · 10 October 2008, 01:11 AM

9 October 2008, 02:55 AM	#1
Greenring "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Real Name: Stan Location: Brunswick, Ohio Watch: All of them Posts: 967	The Donkey Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for an investment banker.

9 October 2008, 02:57 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Bloody brilliant!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

9 October 2008, 03:20 AM	#3
ratae1950 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Cambridge Ma Posts: 2,331	Rofl! __________________ Yunnoworameenmiduck

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9 October 2008, 04:09 AM	#4
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9 October 2008, 04:40 PM	#5
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Chuck must have been giving lessons to my financial adviser.

9 October 2008, 08:14 PM	#7
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Probably true story

10 October 2008, 01:11 AM	#8
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