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Old 9 October 2008, 04:09 AM   #1
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting About their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at My mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the remote and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
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Old 9 October 2008, 04:23 AM   #2
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Old 9 October 2008, 04:24 AM   #3
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Old 9 October 2008, 04:40 PM   #4
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Old 9 October 2008, 06:56 PM   #6
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Old 10 October 2008, 08:21 PM   #7
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Old 10 October 2008, 08:26 PM   #8
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Old 11 October 2008, 06:04 AM   #9
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Old 11 October 2008, 01:48 PM   #10
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