A very confident James Bond

[idk01]

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he
replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just
testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
it?" Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The
lady says, what's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any
panties...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because
I am wearing panties!"

Bond shrugs, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

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I like it alot!!!!

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[delldeaton]

Originally Posted by idk01

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he
replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just
testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
it?" Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The
lady says, what's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any
panties...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because
I am wearing panties!"

Bond shrugs, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

First read this joke years and years ago on some watch Forum that didn't make enough of an impression to stick in my mind. That said, I'd love to know the original source. I told it as part of my NAWCC presentation last month, and it was rather well received.

[idk01]

Originally Posted by delldeaton

First read this joke years and years ago on some watch Forum that didn't make enough of an impression to stick in my mind. That said, I'd love to know the original source. I told it as part of my NAWCC presentation last month, and it was rather well received.

I had a feeling this one has been doing the rounds for years, might do a little research, be interesting to see just how long

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Very funny!!!

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Originally Posted by idk01

I had a feeling this one has been doing the rounds for years, might do a little research, be interesting to see just how long

Quick search via Google shows it as early as 2003 (see LINKs below). Wonder what we'd find if some real effort was put into looking?



June 1, 2003:
http://debrief.commanderbond.net/ind...&mode=threaded

May 12, 2004:
http://www.visordown.com/forum/forum...last=1&V=1&SP=

November 3, 2004:
http://www.siliconglen.com/jokes/jamesbond.html

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