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24 October 2006, 02:08 AM

A guy goes to Canada Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him about his previous employer.

He replies: "The army I served in the Princess Pats for three years. Last duty in Afghanistan".

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment."

The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer says, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come in at 10:00?"

"This is government," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. Not much point in you coming in for that."

C.J. · 24 October 2006, 02:18 AM

JJ Irani · 24 October 2006, 03:06 AM

mailman · 24 October 2006, 08:18 AM

24 October 2006, 02:08 AM	#1
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	Ahhh the post office... A guy goes to Canada Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him about his previous employer. He replies: "The army I served in the Princess Pats for three years. Last duty in Afghanistan". The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment." The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer says, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come in at 10:00?" "This is government," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. Not much point in you coming in for that."

24 October 2006, 02:18 AM	#2
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24 October 2006, 08:18 AM	#4
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