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mailman · 29 October 2006, 08:37 PM

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer three years ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $614.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Advise your friends and clients accordingly.

padi56 · 29 October 2006, 08:46 PM

Could not agree more Paulie.

C.J. · 30 October 2006, 12:50 AM

JJ Irani · 30 October 2006, 03:06 AM

29 October 2006, 08:37 PM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Stock Tips If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer three years ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $614.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. Advise your friends and clients accordingly. __________________ JJ

29 October 2006, 08:46 PM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,059	Could not agree more Paulie. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 October 2006, 12:50 AM	#3
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