You know you're old...
 

When you know more dead people than live ones...

Know the feeling.

Are you alright?

I'm pretty old. But I've maintained a social circle across a broad range of ages, from college students through WWII vets. I've experienced my fair share of losses, but I don't dwell on the lost. Rather I focus on those that are still with us and the interests we share.

It's a state of mind that helps you navigate your retirement years. You've left the workforce, where many of the younger folks in your life were, and now you're spending a lot of time with people who don't have much time. Broaden your experience, seek out a new crowd, find ways to find purpose and surround yourself with a new crowd that share your vision.

Annual electronic address book maintenance is taking more effort with each passing year.

Make each day count.

… When your kids tell you your music is for oldies:chuckle:

Heck no.... just because we enjoy the music at the grocery store :smokin:

There’s music at the grocery store!?


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I’d love to stay and join in this conversation but I have to get back to the assisted living facility…. There’s Bingo tonight!!! :agree:

Every funeral we go to we get closer to the front..

My favourite Barista (age - late 20s maybe) has just left to become a Funeral Director.
I said "I hope I don't ever see you again" She said "The feeling is mutual!"

I’m blessed to work with young people in Hairdressing Education and reckon I’m pretty cool......until they tell you my grandma does or says that !!!

When your walking and you tripped over, no no no you "had a fall".

When you catch yourself thinking things like, 'That's a nice box. Better hold on to that one.'

In light of recent events, I'm older than the Pope.

Your stylist spends less time cutting your hair and more time trimming your eyebrows :rofl:

I love bingo.

B-2 the number 2!

Can’t wait to play next time (I have never won).

Maybe it's all just in my head.

BTW went to LGM's cars & coffee this morn, he reeeeally needs that entry road (all the way to the circle track) widened and (re)paved.

When I still refuse to buy Bitcoin

That an ominous start to this thread. I'd say losing hair where I want it and growing it in spots that I don't.

Sneezing and throwing your back out:crying:

Yeh, my thoughts exactly. I was expecting some kind of "you miiight be a redneck iiif..." (Jeff Foxworthy) kind of joke, not this morbidity. Please lean on your social circle & family to assist in alleviating your woes.

"I ache in the places where I used to play"


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You know you're old...
 

...When you start wearing Depends. :twit:

Looks, fits, and feels like real underwear.

Features a comfortable cotton-like fabric, and an elastic waistband, and yet still provides maximum absorbency for total protection.

Worry-free odor control.

Features ultra-slim fit that can be worn under any clothing.

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for men its more hair growing in your ears and nose than on top...

well there are all dead ,,,,family anyway....except for one brother I've not heard from in 25 plus years he maybe dead.....wanted money I said no.....he vanished.....I hired a detective firm a few years back....no trace.
Just the old folks at Gods waiting room as we call it

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Exactly!

Doctors always recommend that you keep moving to stay healthy. It's good advice both physically and mentally. You have to force yourself to get out of the waiting room and into a social circle that stokes your passions and keeps you intellectually active. We all need a daily recharge from a positive upbeat crowd that keeps the joy in our existence. If you lock yourself in with people waiting for the end you'll quickly find yourself at the end.

When you are older than the Pope

When you wake up, sit on the side of the bed and wonder "how much is this gong to hurt"