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Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Scotland
Watch: 1982 GMT 16750Matt
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Confucius
CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ... "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!" |
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Real Name: Vic
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That was excellent
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Location: UK
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But did he say - Man go to bed at night with itchy arse, wake up In morning with smelly finger?
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Wonderful!
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Real Name: Dr Mark R Nail
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Swell stuff
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Haha, excellent maxims.
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Real Name: Jesse
Location: New Zealand
Watch: 116234, 116613LB
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Location: Czech Republic
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Great! :D
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Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: USA
Watch: All Rolex
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Your the best man, nice mix up. True
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Location: Philly.
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Good one..
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Awesome!
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Thank you
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Woman who fly plane upside down, has crack up!
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Real Name: Tom
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Confucius say: "Man with watch always know time. Man with two watches never quite sure."
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
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That was a good one.
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Man whose nose runs and feet smell is built upside down.
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