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Lame joke warning :-P
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it – it was a shihtzu.
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Ha, decent.
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. |
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Every zoo should have an Elephino.
What's an Elephino? "Elephino!"
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For Christmas this year I thought I'd treat myself. I got a first aid kit.
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- my back hurts when I wake up in the morning doctor
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I just love this thread...
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Speaking of zoos, did you hear about the new truck driver that was assigned the job of bringing a load of penguins to the local zoo. He set out at about 9:00 am, and the boss told him the delivery shouldn't take too long.
So he goes out but doesn't come back until 5:00 pm. The boss is steaming mad and asks him what the hell took so long; I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo and you're gone all day. What went wrong? The driver answered "nothing". So the boss asks why it took him so long. His answer- "Well I took them to the zoo like you said and we had such a good time that we decided to go to the movies afterwards". |
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- I tried to celebrate my birthday in may last year but I couldn't.
- Because of the lockdown? - No. Because I was born in september. |
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