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If I die
Paul and his wife were sitting out on the patio one Sunday morning, when Paul suddenly blurted out, "If I die first, I want you to promise that you'll sell all my stuff immediately."
"Now why in the world would you want me to do something like that?" his wife asked. "Got to thinking about, and thought that if you remarry, I don't want some other asshole using my stuff." His wife looked at him and said, "You have nothing to worry about sweetheart, there's no way I'm going to marry another asshole."
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