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Old 23 August 2010, 01:10 AM   #1
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A tired nurse!

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check,

she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake,

she looks at the flabbergasted teller,

and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....

Some asshole's got my pen!
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Old 23 August 2010, 01:24 AM   #2
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Old 23 August 2010, 01:37 AM   #3
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Old 23 August 2010, 02:18 AM   #4
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Old 23 August 2010, 02:34 AM   #5
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Old 23 August 2010, 04:04 AM   #8
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Old 23 August 2010, 06:33 AM   #9
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Old 23 August 2010, 08:08 AM   #10
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that's great.... or "someone sucks my pen"
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Old 23 August 2010, 12:59 PM   #11
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Old 23 August 2010, 01:18 PM   #12
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Old 23 August 2010, 01:30 PM   #13
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Old 25 August 2010, 01:40 AM   #14
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Old 25 August 2010, 06:01 AM   #15
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