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3 September 2010, 10:23 AM
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More Blonde Jokes
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...' .................................................. ............................... Q. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A. There's white-out on the screen. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. 
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3 September 2010, 10:23 AM
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3 September 2010, 10:48 AM
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Real Name: Steve
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Thanks, I needed a few laughs...
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3 September 2010, 10:54 AM
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3 September 2010, 12:03 PM
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Real Name: Rob
Location: Nearby.
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 Some good ones!!
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3 September 2010, 12:57 PM
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Real Name: Ken
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good stuff.
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3 September 2010, 06:36 PM
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The 3rd and the 6th one are winner! Cheers for that.... ;)
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3 September 2010, 09:56 PM
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4 September 2010, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
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Yikes!!!
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4 September 2010, 03:29 PM
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Fondly Remembered
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