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Old 2 February 2011, 12:02 PM   #1
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Pee Wee

College guy gets a little drunk at a kegger, and tells his best buddy:

"I've met this girl I really like, and I think she likes me. But I've never really gone that far with a girl, because, well, I have a really small dick, and I'm afraid of what a girl might think."

"No problem, bud," says his friend. "Just take her down a really dark road some night. Put your arm around her and then pull it out, real casual, then take her hand and put it down there, and say: 'Do you wanna?'"

So the night comes, and he puts his arm around her, very quietly unzips himself and puts her hand down there.

"Do you wanna?"

"No thanks. I don't smoke."
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Old 2 February 2011, 01:00 PM   #2
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Old 2 February 2011, 02:59 PM   #3
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ho ho ho
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Old 3 February 2011, 02:43 AM   #4
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Old 3 February 2011, 02:44 AM   #5
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Old 3 February 2011, 06:08 PM   #6
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Aw, dang.
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Old 7 February 2011, 04:28 AM   #7
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Old 7 February 2011, 05:28 AM   #8
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Old 9 February 2011, 02:38 AM   #9
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Old 9 February 2011, 03:22 AM   #10
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Yikes!!!
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Old 10 February 2011, 12:24 PM   #13
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.......... maybe she thought it was a cigar?
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