The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 24 December 2011, 01:11 PM   #1
Iron Dealer 1
"TRF" Member
 
Iron Dealer 1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Red Bank
Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD
Posts: 353
A touching christmas story

>
> A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed.
>
> Walking through the mall, the wife was surprised when she looked up and noticed that her husband was nowhere around. She was very upset because they had a lot to do.
>
> So she used her cell phone to call her husband to ask him where he was.
>
> Her husband in a calm voice, said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford? And I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
>
> His wife, crying, said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
>
> He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."
__________________
IRON DEALER 1
M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB
M1675 TT BLK GMT

GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!
Iron Dealer 1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 December 2011, 02:18 PM   #2
limbo
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Sydney
Posts: 4,624
limbo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 December 2011, 02:36 PM   #3
Andad
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
 
Andad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Real Name: Eddie
Location: Australia
Watch: A few.
Posts: 37,442
Just spat my G & T all over the place.
__________________
E

Andad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 December 2011, 04:14 PM   #4
kenhiraihnl
"TRF" Member
 
kenhiraihnl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Real Name: Ken
Location: Hawaii
Watch: 5512
Posts: 911
__________________

Rolex Milgauss GV (100m 330 feet) (2010) * Rolex Submariner 5512 (200m 660 feet) (1961)
kenhiraihnl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 December 2011, 04:58 PM   #5
FeelingTheBlues
"TRF" Member
 
FeelingTheBlues's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Real Name: Carl
Location: Always moving
Watch: If you wish...
Posts: 22,039
__________________
Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir,
Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire,
J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout,
On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.


- André Fortin
FeelingTheBlues is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 December 2011, 12:29 AM   #6
figbo
"TRF" Member
 
figbo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Real Name: El Raf-O
Location: florida
Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega
Posts: 19,687
Bwahahaha!!
__________________
member # 9862
Best bartender in the world!!
Last of the Bastid Tossers

p club member #9
figbo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 December 2011, 12:55 AM   #7
mitchy
"TRF" Member
 
mitchy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Real Name: Mitch
Location: .
Watch: 116710LN
Posts: 2,495
__________________
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted

John Lennon
mitchy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 December 2011, 01:21 AM   #8
Route 66
"TRF" Member
 
Route 66's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Real Name: Steve
Location: Burbank, CA
Watch: 214270 Mark II
Posts: 4,121
Route 66 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 December 2011, 01:51 AM   #9
TSW
"TRF" Member
 
TSW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Real Name: TSW
Location: Le Brassus
Watch: Rolex & AP's
Posts: 27,449
:))
__________________

AP Owners Club
IG @swiss.watch.connection
TSW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 December 2011, 02:36 AM   #10
Art 1
Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Florida, Canada
Watch: Rol/Seik/Tud/Omega
Posts: 30,244
Art 1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 December 2011, 03:46 AM   #11
bgriz
2024 Pledge Member
 
bgriz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Real Name: Brian
Location: Chicagoland
Watch: ing the markets
Posts: 2,194
__________________
126600 SD43 Red
126710BLRO GMT II PEPSI
178274 Midsize DJ Rhodium/Roman- Hers
126334 DJ41 in blue, fluted, on jubilee
116509 Daytona WG Panda
114060 Sub no date
126621 YM Chocolate dial Root Beer
126710BLNR Batman
126613LB Bluesy
126711CHNR GMT II Root Beer
bgriz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 December 2011, 04:33 AM   #12
mjclark32
"TRF" Member
 
mjclark32's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Real Name: MJC
Location: PHL USA
Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP
Posts: 29,232
Haha
__________________
mjclark32 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 December 2011, 12:29 PM   #13
Michael M.
Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Newport Beach, CA
Posts: 8,391
lol! On paneristi the punch line was the ...Panerai botique next door
Michael M. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 December 2011, 12:48 PM   #14
Lisa
"TRF" Member
 
Lisa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: oklahoma city
Posts: 15,741
What a touching story... I can hear my husband saying those very words.

(except that he would be in the music store next door...)
Lisa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26 December 2011, 04:57 PM   #15
axxeman01
"TRF" Member
 
axxeman01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Real Name: Chris
Location: Champaign, IL
Watch: 16610lv
Posts: 818
axxeman01 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26 December 2011, 07:43 PM   #16
swatty
2024 Pledge Member
 
swatty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
Watch: The Game
Posts: 17,413
Classic
swatty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 December 2011, 11:14 AM   #17
The Joker
"TRF" Member
 
The Joker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Gotham
Posts: 9,641
The Joker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29 December 2011, 03:15 PM   #18
77T
2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member
 
77T's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Real Name: PaulG
Location: Georgia
Posts: 41,822
ha!
__________________


Does anyone really know what time it is?
77T is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 1 January 2012, 12:17 AM   #19
SWIMPRUF
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: *
Posts: 2,323
Bwahaha!
__________________
Member# 52,675 Est. 3/2011
SWIMPRUF is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2 January 2012, 03:30 AM   #20
Bisquitlips
2024 Pledge Member
 
Bisquitlips's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Richard
Location: USA
Watch: YM Deep Space
Posts: 12,521
__________________
Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623
Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC.
Omega Speedmaster 3510.50
Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM
Bisquitlips is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

OCWatches

Wrist Aficionado

Asset Appeal

WatchesOff5th

DavidSW Watches

Takuya Watches

My Watch LLC


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.