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Iron Dealer 1 · 21 December 2011, 03:30 AM

The Bible was originally called "Chuck Norris and Friends"

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why theres no signs of life.

BH13GMT · 21 December 2011, 04:45 AM

Chuck Norris doesnt recognise the Periodic Table.
the only element he knows of is the Element of Surprise!!!!!

BH13GMT · 22 December 2011, 06:54 AM

Forgot this one

Chck Norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down!!!!!!

11618 · 22 December 2011, 06:59 AM

http://www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy...w=1280&bih=709

this is what you see if you google chuck noris

Chuck Norris - Google Search
www.nochucknorris.com/Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Xenophon · 22 December 2011, 11:12 PM

If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you. If you can't see him you may only have seconds to live

figbo · 4 January 2012, 07:22 AM

DCgator · 4 January 2012, 08:56 AM

Always funny stuff about Chuckie.

Saxon007 · 4 January 2012, 12:04 PM

Chuck Norris frisks airport security.

If Chuck Norris was the star of 24 the show would be called 1.

CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, the show is now called 10 and a half men.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

BH13GMT · 5 January 2012, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saxon007

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

figbo · 8 January 2012, 05:38 AM

figbo · 10 January 2012, 02:18 AM

21 December 2011, 03:30 AM	#31
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21 December 2011, 04:45 AM	#32
BH13GMT "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Real Name: Paul Location: UK, Dorset Watch: and learn Posts: 2,636	Chuck Norris doesnt recognise the Periodic Table. the only element he knows of is the Element of Surprise!!!!! __________________ Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************ *************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III

22 December 2011, 06:54 AM	#33
BH13GMT "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Real Name: Paul Location: UK, Dorset Watch: and learn Posts: 2,636	Forgot this one Chck Norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down!!!!!! __________________ Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************ *************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III

22 December 2011, 11:12 PM	#35
Xenophon 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Xenophon Location: UK Posts: 2,726	If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you. If you can't see him you may only have seconds to live __________________ The sea! The sea! Θάλαττα! θάλαττα!

4 January 2012, 12:04 PM	#38
Saxon007 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 2,002	Chuck Norris frisks airport security. If Chuck Norris was the star of 24 the show would be called 1. CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, the show is now called 10 and a half men. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. __________________ Licensed to kill time.

22 December 2011, 06:59 AM	#34
11618 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: UK Posts: 406	http://www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy...w=1280&bih=709 this is what you see if you google chuck noris Chuck Norris - Google Search www.nochucknorris.com/Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

4 January 2012, 08:56 AM	#37
DCgator "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: PNW Watch: DS,BLNR,SubLV,DJ2 Posts: 8,123	Always funny stuff about Chuckie.

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