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jpgreenwood · 4 January 2012, 08:18 AM

What were barn owls called before barns were invented?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why dont deaf people wear ear muffs?
How do they get Teflon to stick to pans?
Why doesnt superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
What is Captain birdseye doing on that ship with all them kids?
Why is there only one Monopolies commision?
Why is the lone ranger called "lone" if he always has Tonto with him?
If James Bond is a secret agent, how come every villian knows who he is?
Why does Donald duck walk around naked all day but put a towel on when he gets out of the bath tub?
If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why does Goofy act human like and Pluto is still dog like?

brkanand · 4 January 2012, 08:23 AM

Well....well...well...........................!!!: cheers:

FeelingTheBlues · 4 January 2012, 12:58 PM

mitchy · 4 January 2012, 08:27 PM

LeotheLion · 4 January 2012, 11:50 PM

As said before I love these .Lets have more please.

hsfrank · 5 January 2012, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeotheLion

As said before I love these .Lets have more please.

My favorite.....
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Art 1 · 5 January 2012, 07:46 AM

TSW · 5 January 2012, 07:50 AM

:)

bgriz · 5 January 2012, 12:21 PM

liptonnr · 5 January 2012, 01:38 PM

The best thing before sliced bread was... Obviously pockets!

Lion · 15 January 2012, 07:25 AM

Interesting.....

leemozoid · 15 January 2012, 12:18 PM

I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- maybe twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible.... and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
My weight is perfect for my height, which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Is there another word for synonym?
The speed of time is one second per second.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

and finally,

Is it possible to be gruntled?

77T · 18 January 2012, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by leemozoid

I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- maybe twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible.... and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
My weight is perfect for my height, which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Is there another word for synonym?
The speed of time is one second per second.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

and finally,

Is it possible to be gruntled?

I see you appreciate Stephen Wright

Tune in later...

77T · 18 January 2012, 03:29 PM

Why is the lone ranger called "lone" if he always has Tonto with him?

You'd have to ask Tonto...

jpgreenwood · 19 January 2012, 10:44 PM

Where does your lap go when you stand up?
How does Wonder woman find her invisible plane?

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leemozoid Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sooner country! Watch: TT F 16613 bluesy Posts: 127	Some things that make me go, "Huh?" I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- maybe twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was gullible.... and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. What if there were no hypothetical questions? One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people. When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. My weight is perfect for my height, which varies. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. How can there be self-help "groups"? Is there another word for synonym? The speed of time is one second per second. Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? and finally, Is it possible to be gruntled?

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