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jatco · 13 October 2014, 01:36 AM

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
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And she was upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"
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And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."
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"Go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
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And the husband began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
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I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
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So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
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Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
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Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
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I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
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I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same."
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The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
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..."Please.. Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use..??

MonBK · 13 October 2014, 01:44 AM

Haha..:)

bdex75 · 13 October 2014, 01:53 AM

And then the fight started.......

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Frogdog · 13 October 2014, 02:03 AM

😆😆

asadtiger · 13 October 2014, 02:04 AM

Psmith · 13 October 2014, 10:13 AM

cop414 · 13 October 2014, 10:15 AM

jatco · 13 October 2014, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by cop414

I knew you would enjoy that..!!

Presa canary · 13 October 2014, 10:31 AM

What did Metallica tell us? Sad but true...

jatco · 13 October 2014, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Presa canary

What did Metallica tell us? Sad but true...

Which song..?!?!

robisan · 13 October 2014, 06:19 PM

lol!

Cyclops888 · 14 October 2014, 01:10 AM

Hahaha...
Good one!

HERITAGE82 · 14 October 2014, 06:52 AM

Fantastic!!!

seand442 · 14 October 2014, 02:26 PM

Bisquitlips · 14 October 2014, 03:25 PM

Andad · 14 October 2014, 03:55 PM

Good one J.

Hairdude1 · 17 October 2014, 06:11 AM

Funny

pacific17 · 18 October 2014, 04:04 PM

lol

swatty · 18 October 2014, 06:40 PM

13 October 2014, 01:36 AM	#1
jatco 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,104	..Damn fine explanation... The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. . And she was upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!" . And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened." . "Go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" . And the husband began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. . I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. . So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. . Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. . Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. . I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. . I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same." . The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, . ..."Please.. Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use..?? __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

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