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Safetrends · 24 February 2010, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

Thanks! She's my little buddy! As long as I give her "Good Cookies" I can do no wrong!

You are such a bribe.

bradg · 24 February 2010, 11:12 AM

Dude...thats a heck of a story. LMAO...dog looks ok...What about the Rolex fund...did you add to it??

kcmo · 24 February 2010, 11:37 AM

Oh Paul, I don't even know what to say!

Thanks for the laughs!!!! I hope your week is improving

By the way, your little girl is a cutie pie!!!!!

jtwenty · 24 February 2010, 11:50 AM

this thread made my day! rofl

RebreatherDiver · 24 February 2010, 01:14 PM

Paul, at least you are not having to apologize for this........

Rolesor · 24 February 2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

Seadweller......Here I come!

nice to see you learned your lesson

Carlofwine · 24 February 2010, 04:00 PM

Maybe try this method next time, LOL

RobAdams · 24 February 2010, 04:20 PM

That cracked me up, great story! Did you really do Paris-Dakar on a BMW or is that just a plan? I'm planning to do Doha-London on a KTM, the Sea Dweller will do the trip as well!

Z-Sub · 24 February 2010, 04:31 PM

.

dbphotos · 24 February 2010, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Yazo

LMAO.. dude no offense but these 2 stories belong on a sitcom.. it's freaking GOLD!

+1 and he wrote them well too!

Phil G. · 24 February 2010, 10:48 PM

Well, at least you still have the $75 right? Buy yourself a nice Swatch and call it a day. Damn funny story.

rob · 25 February 2010, 12:01 AM

Dude what were you thinking? Happy mommy, happy home! I'd go rolexless to have a happy home!!!! In fact in didn't buy till she insisted!!!!

ParisDakarBmw · 25 February 2010, 12:16 AM

The entire incident cost me about $93 bucks. My wallet got cleaned out in one swoop, and left empty on the kitchen floor. A few of my reserve tooth picks were on the ground, and my little stamped Subway sandwich stamped card was sitting sideways in the pocket, but that was the extent of the loss.

I've been staying away from the piggy bank. I don't want to give any clues about it's location. Something as small as a shoe print, or disturbed item could give it's location up. I'm just pretending nothing happened, and everything seems to be good.

As for my name I had a BMW Dakar 650 GS a few years back. I really got into the dual sport riding, and watched the Paris Dakar Rallye. It was canceled this year due to terrorist threats. It is a true race, and my favorite thing to see.

This was a funny thread. I'll have something else come up soon I'm sure.

chrislkb · 25 February 2010, 12:59 AM

Moderator, this thread should be moved to the Hall of Fame after this thread is closed - A classic for the young & old members to enjoy for years to come

rfknauss · 25 February 2010, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrislkb

Moderator, this thread should be moved to the Hall of Fame after this thread is closed - A classic for the young & old members to enjoy for years to come

X2 .... I agree!

bryan572 · 25 February 2010, 05:25 AM

Hilarious!!! I would have tried it too!

rolexnovice · 25 February 2010, 11:57 PM

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

chrislkb · 27 February 2010, 01:34 AM

Paul, what are you going to be up on this weekend?

Ranfni · 1 March 2010, 02:27 AM

if you had any balls you would go and do that to the other two so they all match...rofl

Bisquitlips · 1 March 2010, 03:15 AM

You are lucky she didn't take those clippers to your nether regions!

ParisDakarBmw · 15 March 2010, 08:49 AM

UPDATE

After going below radar, I have been walking on eggshells. I haven't screwed anything up in a few weeks. I couldn't believe how quick that week went to hell in a handbasket.

I washed her car, and folded laundry until my back hurt. I've cooked, and cleaned, as well as tended to the baby.

My wife made the comment "This is how I like you. You need be like this all the time" I resisted screaming "YES MAM!" or "How did I become a janitor, and do boy".

A simple "I don't mind a bit". was what I said.

As soon as she drove away, I let the dogs in the house, and turned up the TV. Melanie got a cup of pudding, and I'm cruising TRF again. Ebay auctions inspected, and an order of Pad Thai is enroute, via the Asian Express.

It's a party now!

Still cruising for a Sea-dweller

Safetrends · 15 March 2010, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

UPDATE

After going below radar, I have been walking on eggshells. I haven't screwed anything up in a few weeks. I couldn't believe how quick that week went to hell in a handbasket.

I washed her car, and folded laundry until my back hurt. I've cooked, and cleaned, as well as tended to the baby.

My wife made the comment "This is how I like you. You need be like this all the time" I resisted screaming "YES MAM!" or "How did I become a janitor, and do boy".

A simple "I don't mind a bit". was what I said.

As soon as she drove away, I let the dogs in the house, and turned up the TV. Melanie got a cup of pudding, and I'm cruising TRF again. Ebay auctions inspected, and an order of Pad Thai is enroute, via the Asian Express.

It's a party now!

Still cruising for a Sea-dweller

You are her spank me monkey!

WatchGuy1337 · 15 March 2010, 09:05 AM

Glad to see this thread resurrected...as the owners of 6 cockers, all of which my wife grooms, my wife and I both appreciated this story on many, many levels

ParisDakarBmw · 15 March 2010, 09:07 AM

Bandit grew his hair back a little....

Melanie is living large, and I still have a Pepsi...

RebreatherDiver · 15 March 2010, 09:20 AM

Life is good, Paul

rfknauss · 15 March 2010, 10:23 AM

You got it made Paul ........ you're out of the doghouse!

User Name · 15 March 2010, 01:00 PM

What happened to the head board????????

Neil

rolexjhui · 15 March 2010, 01:19 PM

Haha that is an awesome story.

AstroBoy · 15 March 2010, 01:24 PM

"Phew!"

I'm glad that the peace and harmony has been restored!

Paul, your story is better than the Current "Best Sellers" out there!

Thank you for sharing.

24 February 2010, 11:50 AM	#124
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24 February 2010, 01:14 PM	#125
RebreatherDiver "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Thomas Location: Greater Boston Watch: Rotational Posts: 666	Paul, at least you are not having to apologize for this........ __________________ Thomas "Veritas"

24 February 2010, 10:48 PM	#131
Phil G. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: Phil Location: Pennsylvania Watch: GMT Master IIc Posts: 248	Well, at least you still have the $75 right? Buy yourself a nice Swatch and call it a day. Damn funny story. __________________ 1988 R160133 SS/YG Datejust 1996 N16700 SS GMT Master (Pepsi) 2010 V116710 SS GMT Master IIc

27 February 2010, 01:34 AM	#138
chrislkb "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Christopher Location: Singapore Watch: out kiddo! Posts: 1,033	Weekend Plan Paul, what are you going to be up on this weekend?

1 March 2010, 03:15 AM	#140
Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,515	You are lucky she didn't take those clippers to your nether regions! __________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

24 February 2010, 11:12 AM	#122
bradg "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Brad Location: Pittsburgh Pa Watch: 14060M,GMT1675, Posts: 650	Dude...thats a heck of a story. LMAO...dog looks ok...What about the Rolex fund...did you add to it??

24 February 2010, 11:37 AM	#123
kcmo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Karis Location: USA Posts: 19,377	Oh Paul, I don't even know what to say! Thanks for the laughs!!!! I hope your week is improving By the way, your little girl is a cutie pie!!!!!

24 February 2010, 04:20 PM	#128
RobAdams Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Qatar Posts: 44	That cracked me up, great story! Did you really do Paris-Dakar on a BMW or is that just a plan? I'm planning to do Doha-London on a KTM, the Sea Dweller will do the trip as well!

25 February 2010, 12:01 AM	#132
rob 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Northern Ca. Watch: SS only Posts: 816	Dude what were you thinking? Happy mommy, happy home! I'd go rolexless to have a happy home!!!! In fact in didn't buy till she insisted!!!!

25 February 2010, 12:16 AM	#133
ParisDakarBmw Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Paul Location: New Haven, CT Watch: 116610 Sub-C Posts: 6,552	The entire incident cost me about $93 bucks. My wallet got cleaned out in one swoop, and left empty on the kitchen floor. A few of my reserve tooth picks were on the ground, and my little stamped Subway sandwich stamped card was sitting sideways in the pocket, but that was the extent of the loss. I've been staying away from the piggy bank. I don't want to give any clues about it's location. Something as small as a shoe print, or disturbed item could give it's location up. I'm just pretending nothing happened, and everything seems to be good. As for my name I had a BMW Dakar 650 GS a few years back. I really got into the dual sport riding, and watched the Paris Dakar Rallye. It was canceled this year due to terrorist threats. It is a true race, and my favorite thing to see. This was a funny thread. I'll have something else come up soon I'm sure.

25 February 2010, 12:59 AM	#134
chrislkb "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Christopher Location: Singapore Watch: out kiddo! Posts: 1,033	Moderator, this thread should be moved to the Hall of Fame after this thread is closed - A classic for the young & old members to enjoy for years to come

25 February 2010, 05:25 AM	#136
bryan572 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Bryan Location: Pittsburg, Ca Watch: Yachtmaster 16622 Posts: 13	Hilarious!!! I would have tried it too!

25 February 2010, 11:57 PM	#137
rolexnovice Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: USA Watch: 16610 Posts: 366	Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

1 March 2010, 02:27 AM	#139
Ranfni "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Rob Location: SoCal Watch: Rolex Panerai AP Posts: 433	if you had any balls you would go and do that to the other two so they all match...rofl

15 March 2010, 08:49 AM	#141
ParisDakarBmw Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Paul Location: New Haven, CT Watch: 116610 Sub-C Posts: 6,552	UPDATE After going below radar, I have been walking on eggshells. I haven't screwed anything up in a few weeks. I couldn't believe how quick that week went to hell in a handbasket. I washed her car, and folded laundry until my back hurt. I've cooked, and cleaned, as well as tended to the baby. My wife made the comment "This is how I like you. You need be like this all the time" I resisted screaming "YES MAM!" or "How did I become a janitor, and do boy". A simple "I don't mind a bit". was what I said. As soon as she drove away, I let the dogs in the house, and turned up the TV. Melanie got a cup of pudding, and I'm cruising TRF again. Ebay auctions inspected, and an order of Pad Thai is enroute, via the Asian Express. It's a party now! Still cruising for a Sea-dweller

15 March 2010, 09:05 AM	#143
WatchGuy1337 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 99	Glad to see this thread resurrected...as the owners of 6 cockers, all of which my wife grooms, my wife and I both appreciated this story on many, many levels

15 March 2010, 09:20 AM	#145
RebreatherDiver "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Thomas Location: Greater Boston Watch: Rotational Posts: 666	Life is good, Paul __________________ Thomas "Veritas"

15 March 2010, 10:23 AM	#146
rfknauss 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Richard Location: Macungie, PA Watch: 5513 Sub, LV Sub Posts: 14,494	You got it made Paul ........ you're out of the doghouse! __________________ *"Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!"* TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron

15 March 2010, 01:00 PM	#147
User Name "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Neil Location: Ohio Watch: GmtIIc Posts: 142	What happened to the head board???????? Neil

15 March 2010, 01:19 PM	#148
rolexjhui Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dallas Posts: 18	Haha that is an awesome story.

15 March 2010, 01:24 PM	#149
AstroBoy "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Lucky Location: Ohio USA Watch: TT-Tona/EXII/Tudor Posts: 696	"Phew!" I'm glad that the peace and harmony has been restored! Paul, your story is better than the Current "Best Sellers" out there! Thank you for sharing. __________________ Astroboy "Life Is Not A Problem To Be Solved But A Reality To Be Experienced" "JJ - Your smile takes all my troubles away!"

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