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Real Name: Paul
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My wife's very angry!
I screwed up pretty bad this weekend. I had a new Rolex piggy bank going, and decided to add to it without the wife knowing. It didn't turn out good for me, or my poor dog Bandit.
For starters, I want a used Seadweller 16660, and have been stakcing back lunch money, and things like that for a few months. I saw a golden opportunity to stack $75 in my little rat hole under the table. This is where things went south. My wife and I have 3 Yorkshire Terriers. It has finally started getting warm again, and the biggest male is Bandit. He started to look like a stray dog, and his fur was not washing well in the bath. I was given "Orders" from my sweet wife. This was to take Bandit to the dog groomer on Saturday, and have his hair trimmed, and nails clipped. He was to get a shampoo, and his ears cleaned. Simple. $65 for the haircut, and a $10 tip. She gave me $75 cash. My loving wife went to work Saturday afternoon for the evening shift at the hospital. I was getting dressed to take the dog for his trip. As my wife pulled out of the driveway, I slipped into my jogging shorts, and grabbed bandit from his crate. He was rushed to the bathroom where I rolled up the rugs, and plugged in the clippers. I turned on the radio, and after oiling the clippers I sat down with the dog. I had planned to give him a quick trim, shampoo, cut his nails, and pour a little peroxide in his ears, and pocket the $75. I even had the little scarf the groomer puts on the dog so he will look cute when you pick him up. Things didn't go as planned. I clipped his front nails, and one started to bleed. This got all over me and the bathroom floor. I could clean the floor with bleach, and she still wouldn't know. I started clipping him with no guard, and he fought me the entire time. I had to get scissors to finish the detail work. I put him in the bath, and the entire bathroom smelled of dog. I cleaned his ears fine, but I think my wife might be able to see he didn't go to the groomer after all. I scrubbed the bathroom, and mopped every inch. I went to sleep, and just figured my wife would forget about it. I was awoken this morning to an angry pregnant woman yelling about Bandit. She said he looked like he was sick, and I has no business doing that to her dog. Well, you guys can see the pictures. I didn't think it looked that bad! ![]() Notice my ability to follow AKC grooming standards for the breed.... |
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Looks fine to me but you are now in the proverbial "Dog" house..!
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Oh man.. I am on the floor laughing Paul... I'm sorry to hear you're in the doghouse but how you got there is HYSTERICAL!!!
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![]() ![]() ![]() You cannot steal from yourself. It's gonna cost you more to fix the dog and make amends with the wife. ![]() Good luck with that. Ps - excellent choice in watches on your wish list. ![]()
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Dude - too funny!
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An angry wife is not good Paul...
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![]() ![]() ![]() OMG, I am laughing in stitches!!!!!! I can't stop, I have had to rewrite this three times because I am laughing so hard. aaaaaaah hahahahaha! Paul, you have got yourself in a heap of trouble. If you lived close by I would say you could stay in the guest room until things blow over. Hell, you could even drink my beer and I could pocket the cash I would have spent on you at the bar for your sorrows, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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On the floor
what a stitch your lucky if she doesn't cut your hair while your sleeping. |
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What was she expecting?
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I'm sorry dude but................
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Sorry to hgear you in the doghouse, but guy this is really funny
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Great story, had me rolling on the floor. One of those, "it was a good idea at the time" moments.
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Toooo Much, Man! Doesn't look like 'the Bandit' is holding it against you, though! What a guy will do for his Rolex problem, huh? That crate could get kinda crowded!
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Toooooooo Funnnnnnnny!!!! you made my day.
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That is one hell of a funny story!!! Sounds like something I would do all the way. Only I would have blamed the groomer!!!!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Two things you don't do is mess with a pregnant woman's food or lie to your wife. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My wife read it and has the audacity of asking if I had given you the idea by chance!!!! ![]() ![]() Really one to tell the twins!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Priceless!
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I feel for you, But that is very funny, I'd say you earned the $75
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Here Here! Sounds like a cop I work with who is married to a nurse.
Actually it is something would do! |
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Omg the wife and I are crying laughing!!!!
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We are Yorkie people too. Would your wife believe that Bandit was just having a bad hair day?
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Glad you are so open with your wife. Should make for a long lasting relationship!
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Oh yes! She also took the cash plus some other innocent funds that were sitting in my wallet. It's something every week like this around here. I also tool my little 1.5 year old girl shopping today. I got her ears pierced. I told my wife after she woke up this afternoon. I didn't know it was a sacred event between Mother and doughter. She is pretty livid over the entire weekend. I had no idea she would "split a nuetron" twice in one day. Thank god I go to work tomorrow! |
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Paul, might I suggest....
...chocolate.....lots and lots of chocolate!
![]() ![]() Rootin' for ya! Good luck! ![]() --Paul
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Your wife must be easy going, or you are smart, and take your dog to the groomer! I'm batting 1000 today, and should do something special I guess. She needs a new box of cigars!!!! ![]() |
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Tears are rolling down my cheeks. I think we should all send you $10 for your fund. :)
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LOL...Paul, you have some guts there!! I think we all want to know how this story ends...don't leave us hanging.
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Great story.
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