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Old 1 September 2010, 02:46 AM   #1
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The surgeon's watch

One of our patients wasn't taking any chances........prior to her operation, she taped notes to her body for the surgeon: "take your time", "don't cut yourself", "no need to rush", "wash your hands"

After surgery, as I helped the patient back into her bed, we discovered a new note taped to her.

It was from the surgeon, "has anyone seen my wrsitwatch?"
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