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Old 2 January 2012, 03:47 AM   #1
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My girlfriend has just dumped me

My girlfriend has just dumped me because she said I was too fixated over the 1960's group "The Monkees"....

I thought she was joking................



But then I saw her face............

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Old 2 January 2012, 03:54 AM   #2
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Old 2 January 2012, 03:56 AM   #3
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Old 2 January 2012, 04:36 AM   #4
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...couldn't leave her if I tried.
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Old 2 January 2012, 04:38 AM   #5
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her name was "Mary Mary"
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Old 2 January 2012, 06:46 AM   #6
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And now she's hunting Hunky's
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Old 2 January 2012, 06:56 AM   #7
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just another happy valley sunday really
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Old 2 January 2012, 06:59 AM   #8
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Really??????? lol
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Old 2 January 2012, 10:18 AM   #11
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And just told that joke to someone...well received, but we did have a couple of reds onboard...laugh
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Old 3 January 2012, 12:01 AM   #12
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Old 3 January 2012, 12:04 AM   #13
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I hope you told her to Take the Last Train to Clarksville when she left.
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Old 6 January 2012, 01:41 PM   #15
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so bad that one laughs!
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Old 15 January 2012, 07:17 AM   #16
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Okay, I know I can be slow on the uptake but I do not get it???
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Old 15 January 2012, 07:19 AM   #17
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Okay, I know I can be slow on the uptake but I do not get it???
The Monkey's songs,Leo.
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Old 15 January 2012, 07:23 AM   #18
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The Monkey's songs,Leo.
Okay Raf, now I get it...Thanx
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