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BH13GMT · 6 January 2012, 04:41 AM

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE...

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fi ve minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it :Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

MonBK · 6 January 2012, 04:43 AM

:)

Sarajevo · 6 January 2012, 05:36 AM

as with all good jokes, it is essentially true!

T.S.Eliot · 6 January 2012, 06:05 AM

On the spot!

Art 1 · 6 January 2012, 08:15 AM

Launch Mini · 6 January 2012, 08:33 AM

To steal one from Gary Busey
OK - Only Kidding

TSW · 6 January 2012, 09:01 AM

eric23 · 6 January 2012, 09:35 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 6 January 2012, 10:32 AM

bgriz · 6 January 2012, 01:35 PM

mitchy · 7 January 2012, 12:15 AM

77T · 8 January 2012, 10:38 AM

Too true!

GradyPhilpott · 8 January 2012, 05:12 PM

Such a profound truth should not be consigned to the joke section.

vikaskumar11233 · 13 January 2012, 03:37 PM

Hey BH13GMT very interesting points and the most regular word is Five minutes which get double at every 4th minute.

Lion · 14 January 2012, 04:14 AM

Very good!!!

6 January 2012, 04:41 AM	#1
BH13GMT "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Real Name: Paul Location: UK, Dorset Watch: and learn Posts: 2,636	Nine words women use... NINE WORDS WOMEN USE... (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fi ve minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell... (9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it :Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. __________________ Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************ *************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III

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vikaskumar11233 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Jaipur Posts: 16	Hey BH13GMT very interesting points and the most regular word is Five minutes which get double at every 4th minute.

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