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Old 19 January 2012, 10:22 AM   #1
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The new Renault/Ford

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women which should be far less susceptible to theft.

They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, calling it the "Clitaurus."

Renault's female VP Operations explains that the average male thief won't be able to find it, let alone operate it.
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Old 19 January 2012, 10:23 AM   #2
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Old 19 January 2012, 02:49 PM   #5
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Old 19 January 2012, 03:19 PM   #6
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Old 19 January 2012, 03:35 PM   #7
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Old 19 January 2012, 06:08 PM   #9
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