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Old 20 January 2012, 05:31 AM   #1
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Winking Problem

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools. Your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally we'd hire you without a second thought however a sales representative has a highly visible position and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... we can't hire you".

"But wait" the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms - red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills and stops winking.

"Well" said the interviewer "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!" "Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh that..." he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
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Old 20 January 2012, 05:44 AM   #2
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Old 20 January 2012, 06:00 AM   #3
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Old 21 January 2012, 04:44 AM   #4
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Old 21 January 2012, 09:19 AM   #5
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Old 21 January 2012, 12:41 PM   #6
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Old 22 January 2012, 12:00 AM   #7
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Old 23 January 2012, 12:58 AM   #8
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Old 23 January 2012, 05:36 AM   #9
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Old 23 January 2012, 01:22 PM   #12
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Reminds me of when I was a kid, aged 16-17 and my first job was at a neighborhood pharmacy. We kept the condoms behind the counter. It was an embarrassing arrangement for both the customers and me, the employee. Geez!
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