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Old 12 June 2012, 05:40 AM   #1
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The pharmacist

A man walks into a pharmacy one day and gets himself a condom. After paying the pharmacist, he starts to walk towards the door laughing hysterically. Although it looks rather strange, the pharmacist isn't very shocked and keeps on doing his job. It was only after a whole week of the same routine that he decides to call one of his employees in his office:

- Listen, says the pharmacist, there's this man coming in everyday, buying a condom and leaving the store laughing out loud. I can't help but thinking this is very weird so I want you to follow him tomorrow when he'll leave the store and tell me what's happening with him.

So the next day, as usual, the man comes in, buys his condom, starts laughing out loud and leaves the store with the employee following him. An hour later, the said employee comes back:

- So, asks his boss, you followed him? Where was he going?

- Your house...
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Old 12 June 2012, 05:46 AM   #2
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Old 16 June 2012, 02:47 PM   #3
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Old 16 June 2012, 03:54 PM   #4
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Old 16 June 2012, 06:49 PM   #5
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Old 17 June 2012, 01:53 AM   #6
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Old 22 June 2012, 01:18 AM   #7
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