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Chastity Belt
Chastity Belt
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks. "You gave me the wrong key!" ![]() ![]()
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Any joke that involves a "Chastity Belt" is always hilarious......
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Wow, this has to be a record for a resurrected post! I had to do a double take seeing JJ as the first response. This joke has been on TRF longer than I have.
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