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Old 5 September 2014, 03:59 PM   #1
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Top 10 reasons why golf is better than sex.

#10- A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9- You can stop in the middle & have a cheeseburger & a couple of beers.

#8- It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7- Foursomes are encouraged.

#6- You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5- Three times a day is possible.

#4- Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3- If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2- You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

#1- & the #1 reason why golf is better than sex.........when your equipment gets old you can replace it!!!
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Old 5 September 2014, 04:16 PM   #2
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Old 5 September 2014, 05:53 PM   #3
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Old 5 September 2014, 06:02 PM   #4
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Haha..:)
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Good one LOL
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Don't give up your real job Bobby.
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Old 6 September 2014, 09:12 AM   #11
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Old 6 September 2014, 01:55 PM   #12
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Old 6 September 2014, 02:09 PM   #13
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Haha all of them are valid points. Number 1 is very hilarious! Haha
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Old 6 September 2014, 02:37 PM   #14
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I agree with that!
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