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6 September 2014, 10:57 PM
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Real Name: Jocke
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My wife is gone>>>>>
A worried man comes to the police station:
- My wife is gone - Since when? - This morning - How old is she? ... - 43-44 years - How long is she? - 160-170 cm - Build? - Something in between - Eye color? - Brown, green ?! Something like that! - Hair color? - Do not know, she changes it all the time - Long Hair? - Can not remember, think she cut last week - What is she wearing? - Jeans or skirt and tank top, I think - Shoes? - High heels? Nah? Trainiong shoes? nooo do not remember - Did she walk from home? - No driving car - What was the car? - BMW 650i xDrive Gran Coupe, 449 hp, BMW Individual Leather upholstery 'Merino' Champagne / Black, Sport seats, door sill finishers with BMW Individual writing, LM Rim V-spoke 356 20 ", Individual Color, M Aerodynamic package, BMW Individual Aluminum Line Exterior, Individual High Gloss Shadow Linn, a small stone chip on the windscreen since the day before yesterday. Then the man begins to cry. The policeman comforts him: Do not worry, we'll find your car!
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6 September 2014, 11:07 PM
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Real Name: Clive
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7 September 2014, 01:45 AM
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Real Name: Phil
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7 September 2014, 01:51 AM
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"TRF" Member
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Rotfl
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7 September 2014, 02:12 AM
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Real Name: Judy
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Still a classic & still cute.
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7 September 2014, 05:56 AM
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TRF Moderator & 2024 SUBMARINER Patron
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Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
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Good one Jocke!
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7 September 2014, 07:12 AM
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"TRF" Member
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Best Regards, Jayshan  ROLEX SUBMARINER 116610LN |
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7 September 2014, 07:59 AM
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7 September 2014, 10:59 AM
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Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
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Ha!
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8 September 2014, 06:11 PM
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8 September 2014, 06:18 PM
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Very good
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9 September 2014, 04:02 AM
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13 September 2014, 01:06 AM
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13 September 2014, 02:16 AM
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Location: London
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Woff Woff
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13 September 2014, 03:03 AM
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Banned
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Great one!!!
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13 September 2014, 03:10 PM
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lol at the police!
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13 September 2014, 03:17 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: North Carolina
Watch: DD 118206
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Over two hundred moving parts, all work together fluidly, takes a year to produce, hyper engineered, bomb proof, only needs maintenance ever 5 years, no power source other than to love it, everyone wants one......
Oh, there was a lady attached to it? Yeah, it would be nice to get her back too, but not a mission imperative.
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19 September 2014, 04:21 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Real Name: Dean
Location: Miami
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20 September 2014, 04:10 AM
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2024 Pledge Member
Join Date: May 2009
Real Name: Larry
Location: So Cal
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You always remember the important things!
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10 October 2014, 03:21 AM
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2024 Pledge Member
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Yes! Ha ha
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14 October 2014, 03:43 PM
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2024 Pledge Member
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15 October 2014, 02:35 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Mar 2010
Real Name: john
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:c lap:
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15 October 2014, 02:43 AM
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"TRF" Member
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Real Name: Matthew
Location: Miami/NY
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Lolzzz :)
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15 October 2014, 02:55 AM
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Banned
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Real Name: Jonny
Location: Boston MA
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I have to report that post......as the friggin' funniest thing I've heard all day!
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18 October 2014, 08:07 AM
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After reading all posts, I agree with Adam! |
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