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23 September 2014, 12:25 AM
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bookwarm...
A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her vagina. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your clothes off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my vagina. I thought it was foreplay for "something a bit heavier". The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages"...  
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23 September 2014, 02:34 AM
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Haa. I hope I never feel that way.
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23 September 2014, 08:36 AM
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23 September 2014, 10:31 AM
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Oh boy
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23 September 2014, 05:33 PM
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Lol.. Nsfw!!
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10 October 2014, 03:22 AM
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Super! Ha ha
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10 October 2014, 02:45 PM
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10 October 2014, 03:28 PM
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14 October 2014, 03:40 PM
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OH NO!!!!!! No! NOOO!
But a good use of otherwise wasted moisture......
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23 October 2014, 02:53 PM
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23 October 2014, 03:06 PM
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Either they've been married an awful long time or that is one hell of a book.
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