You are such a bribe.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Dude...thats a heck of a story. LMAO...dog looks ok...What about the Rolex fund...did you add to it??

Oh Paul, I don't even know what to say! :thinking: Thanks for the laughs!!!! I hope your week is improving :cheers:

By the way, your little girl is a cutie pie!!!!!

this thread made my day! rofl

Paul, at least you are not having to apologize for this........
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236166424..._girfriend.gif

nice to see you learned your lesson :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Maybe try this method next time, LOL

That cracked me up, great story! Did you really do Paris-Dakar on a BMW or is that just a plan? I'm planning to do Doha-London on a KTM, the Sea Dweller will do the trip as well!

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+1 and he wrote them well too!

Well, at least you still have the $75 right? Buy yourself a nice Swatch and call it a day. Damn funny story.

Dude what were you thinking? Happy mommy, happy home! I'd go rolexless to have a happy home!!!! In fact in didn't buy till she insisted!!!!

The entire incident cost me about $93 bucks. My wallet got cleaned out in one swoop, and left empty on the kitchen floor. A few of my reserve tooth picks were on the ground, and my little stamped Subway sandwich stamped card was sitting sideways in the pocket, but that was the extent of the loss.

I've been staying away from the piggy bank. I don't want to give any clues about it's location. Something as small as a shoe print, or disturbed item could give it's location up. I'm just pretending nothing happened, and everything seems to be good.

As for my name I had a BMW Dakar 650 GS a few years back. I really got into the dual sport riding, and watched the Paris Dakar Rallye. It was canceled this year due to terrorist threats. It is a true race, and my favorite thing to see.

This was a funny thread. I'll have something else come up soon I'm sure.

Moderator, this thread should be moved to the Hall of Fame after this thread is closed - A classic for the young & old members to enjoy for years to come :smokin:

X2 .... I agree!
:agree:

Hilarious!!! I would have tried it too!

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Weekend Plan
 

Paul, what are you going to be up on this weekend? :thinking:

if you had any balls you would go and do that to the other two so they all match...rofl

You are lucky she didn't take those clippers to your nether regions! :thumbsup::thumbsup:

UPDATE

After going below radar, I have been walking on eggshells. I haven't screwed anything up in a few weeks. I couldn't believe how quick that week went to hell in a handbasket.

I washed her car, and folded laundry until my back hurt. I've cooked, and cleaned, as well as tended to the baby.

My wife made the comment "This is how I like you. You need be like this all the time" I resisted screaming "YES MAM!" or "How did I become a janitor, and do boy".

A simple "I don't mind a bit". was what I said.

As soon as she drove away, I let the dogs in the house, and turned up the TV. Melanie got a cup of pudding, and I'm cruising TRF again. Ebay auctions inspected, and an order of Pad Thai is enroute, via the Asian Express.

It's a party now!

Still cruising for a Sea-dweller

You are her spank me monkey! :twit::twit::twit::twit::twit:

Glad to see this thread resurrected...as the owners of 6 cockers, all of which my wife grooms, my wife and I both appreciated this story on many, many levels :cheers:

Bandit grew his hair back a little....

Melanie is living large, and I still have a Pepsi...

Life is good, Paul:cheers::thumbsup::chuckle:

You got it made Paul ........ you're out of the doghouse! :thumbsup:
:cheers:

What happened to the head board????????


Neil

Haha that is an awesome story.

"Phew!"

I'm glad that the peace and harmony has been restored!

Paul, your story is better than the Current "Best Sellers" out there!

Thank you for sharing.