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Ck8 3 August 2012 02:25 AM

Traffic Accident
 
Two gays were out for a drive in their new car. They stopped at a red light and were hit by another car.

"Get that idiot's details, Bruce", the gay driving the car tells his partner.

Bruce goes to the driver of the other car, a tough, rough-looking guy.

"I'd like your name and address" Bruce says politely, "We need to put this through the insurance"

The brute looks at Bruce disdainfully... "F**k you", he says, "S*ck my dick".

Bruce runs back to his car and says excitedly: "Adrian............
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..I think he wants to settle out of court !"

FeelingTheBlues 3 August 2012 02:14 PM

:lol:

77T 4 August 2012 06:46 AM

Works better with Bimbo's, don't you think?

Two bimbos were out for a drive in their new car. They stopped at a red light and were hit by another car.

"Get that idiot's details, Barbie"

Barbie goes to the driver of the other car, a tough, rough-looking guy.

"I'd like your name and address" Barbie says politely, "We need to put this through the insurance"

The brute looks at her disdainfully... "F**k you", he says, "S*ck my dick".

She runs back to their car and says excitedly: "Kim............
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..I think he wants to settle out of court !"

:chuckle:

MonBK 4 August 2012 06:51 AM

It did say gays not guys. :cheers:

Silvio Mosiello 4 August 2012 06:53 AM

lol

11618 4 August 2012 07:32 PM

lol

Art 1 5 August 2012 02:47 AM

:chuckle:

eric23 5 August 2012 04:20 AM

:chuckle::chuckle:

Sketch 30 August 2012 06:06 AM

You can say they were 'rear-ended'

Sarajevo 30 August 2012 06:56 AM

:)

swatty 30 August 2012 07:07 PM

Wow :lol::lol::lol:


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