17 handy phrases for meetings
 

1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

2. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

3. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

4. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

5. I'm just visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

6. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
you.

7. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

8. No, my powers can only be used for good.

9. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

10. You're starting to sound reasonable. Time to increase my medication.

11. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

12. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

13. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

14. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

15. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

16. You're validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

17. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself
in public.

All good Dave.:rofl::rofl:

Now, get back to work.:banghead::banghead::chuckle:

11.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:Very Good.

HAHAHA Dave, do you have such a crazy boss who actually uses those? or are you such a crazy boss? j/k :)

i have a meeting today. this will come in handy! :dummy::dummy::chuckle:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::thumbsup:

I believe I have used one or two of those!?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl:

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:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle: I have used a few as well Sheldon!!:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

my moneys on number 2 :chuckle::chuckle:

:thumbsup::rofl::rofl:

Very good!!!