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idk01 · 14 October 2009, 05:31 PM

1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

2. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

3. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

4. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

5. I'm just visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

6. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
you.

7. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

8. No, my powers can only be used for good.

9. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

10. You're starting to sound reasonable. Time to increase my medication.

11. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

12. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

13. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

14. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

15. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

16. You're validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

17. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself
in public.

Andad · 14 October 2009, 05:58 PM

All good Dave.

Now, get back to work.

11.

limbo · 14 October 2009, 07:07 PM

Very Good.

asadtiger · 14 October 2009, 11:42 PM

HAHAHA Dave, do you have such a crazy boss who actually uses those? or are you such a crazy boss? j/k :)

alohanakoni · 15 October 2009, 12:26 AM

i have a meeting today. this will come in handy!

JJ Irani · 15 October 2009, 03:09 AM

sexner · 15 October 2009, 05:30 AM

I believe I have used one or two of those!?

:r ofl:

sleddog · 15 October 2009, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexner

I believe I have used one or two of those!?

:r ofl:

I have used a few as well Sheldon!!

icnbne · 15 October 2009, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asadtiger

HAHAHA Dave, do you have such a crazy boss who actually uses those? or are you such a crazy boss? j/k :)

my moneys on number 2

swatty · 15 October 2009, 06:52 PM

Lion · 16 October 2009, 04:07 AM

Very good!!!

14 October 2009, 05:31 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	17 handy phrases for meetings 1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 2. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 3. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 4. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 5. I'm just visualising the duct tape over your mouth. 6. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 7. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 8. No, my powers can only be used for good. 9. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 10. You're starting to sound reasonable. Time to increase my medication. 11. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 12. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 13. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 14. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! 15. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. 16. You're validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 17. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

14 October 2009, 05:58 PM	#2
Andad 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,703	All good Dave. Now, get back to work. 11. __________________ E

15 October 2009, 12:26 AM	#5
alohanakoni "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Anthony Location: USA Watch: Rolex Daytona TT Posts: 860	i have a meeting today. this will come in handy! __________________ "Chicka chicka bow wow!"

15 October 2009, 03:09 AM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 October 2009, 05:30 AM	#7
sexner "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: 4Q Location: Nowhere near you Watch: 169622, 124060 Posts: 2,014	I believe I have used one or two of those!? :r ofl: __________________ One should endeavor to do what is right not what is established.

14 October 2009, 07:07 PM	#3
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Very Good.

14 October 2009, 11:42 PM	#4
asadtiger "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Asad A. Awan Location: kabul, Afghanista Watch: Tissot PRX Posts: 2,698	HAHAHA Dave, do you have such a crazy boss who actually uses those? or are you such a crazy boss? j/k :)

15 October 2009, 06:52 PM	#10
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415

16 October 2009, 04:07 AM	#11
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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