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blureol · 17 March 2025, 08:16 AM

Here's a classic: Why do divers always dive backwards and never forwards? Because if they dived forward, they would fall into the boat! 😆 Can't wait to see your best dad jokes!"

TheVTCGuy · 20 March 2025, 06:12 AM

I used to play water polo… but my horse drowned.

BNA/LION · 20 March 2025, 06:37 AM

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I used to play water polo… but my horse drowned.

You so Funny Paul!

blureol · 23 March 2025, 05:27 AM

Here's a classic: Why do divers always dive backwards and never forwards? Because if they dived forward, they would fall into the boat! ðŸ˜† Can't wait to see your best dad jokes!"

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Andad · 23 March 2025, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by blureol

Here's a classic: Why do divers always dive backwards and never forwards? Because if they dived forward, they would fall into the boat! ðŸ˜† Can't wait to see your best dad jokes!"

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Bazil · 25 March 2025, 08:23 AM

A friend of mine sadly died last month, he fell into a giant vat of coffee …
His wife said one comforting thought it was instant ….

Number3 · 25 March 2025, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bazil

A friend of mine sadly died last month, he fell into a giant vat of coffee …
His wife said one comforting thought it was instant ….

AzPaul · 29 April 2025, 03:23 AM

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says,

“Any idea how to drive this thing?”

Crob1 · 2 May 2025, 07:12 PM

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Carguy87 · 23 June 2025, 08:25 AM

This one was told recently at a funeral I attended for a client who had become a friend over the years. He was famous for having all these terrible, pun filled jokes memorized. One of his favorites:

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with big tits?"

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!

Rest in Peace Johnny!

FeelingTheBlues · 26 June 2025, 06:03 AM

The man who invented the ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Easy E · 6 July 2025, 05:53 AM

What did one ocean say when it met another ocean?…nothing, they just waved.

Easy E · 7 July 2025, 08:31 PM

I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but…none of them worked.

david1982 · 8 July 2025, 05:55 PM

lol

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