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Traffic Accident
Two gays were out for a drive in their new car. They stopped at a red light and were hit by another car.
"Get that idiot's details, Bruce", the gay driving the car tells his partner. Bruce goes to the driver of the other car, a tough, rough-looking guy. "I'd like your name and address" Bruce says politely, "We need to put this through the insurance" The brute looks at Bruce disdainfully... "F**k you", he says, "S*ck my dick". Bruce runs back to his car and says excitedly: "Adrian............ . . . . ..I think he wants to settle out of court !"
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L'harmonica, c'est pas un violon, c'est pas éternel, Et pis ça pleure comme si c'était conscient d'son sort, D'ailleurs, à soir, j'me permets d'pleurer avec elle, J'attends un peu, j'suis pas pressé, j'attends la mort. - André Fortin |
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Works better with Bimbo's, don't you think?
Two bimbos were out for a drive in their new car. They stopped at a red light and were hit by another car. "Get that idiot's details, Barbie" Barbie goes to the driver of the other car, a tough, rough-looking guy. "I'd like your name and address" Barbie says politely, "We need to put this through the insurance" The brute looks at her disdainfully... "F**k you", he says, "S*ck my dick". She runs back to their car and says excitedly: "Kim............ . . . . ..I think he wants to settle out of court !" ![]()
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It did say gays not guys.
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lol
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lol
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You can say they were 'rear-ended'
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:)
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Wow
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