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It was a sunny Friday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
"Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please !" I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would that MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the MEN'S tee." I simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee back up to the MEN'S tee, PLEASE !" Finally, I stopped, turned and looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike. I cupped my hands and shouted back, "Would the cu#t in the clubhouse kindly shut the fek up and let me play my second shot ?"
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One of my colleagues has lived in Australia for a couple of years during his childhood. Many Dutch couples wanted to escape the poverty of the 50’s and try to make a better life elsewhere. Canada and Australia were the most important immigration countries back then. One story still clings to me like glue. A couple of weeks after their arrival they visited relatives who had gone to Australia before them. In the house were Aussie neighbors as well. Part of the conversation was in Dutch and somehow the women had a conversation about lace. Now the Dutch word for lace is ‘kant’ and to an English speaking audience this sounds exactly like ‘cu#t’. He still remembers that all the non Dutch guests were flabbergasted and appalled by the repeated use of the word for that certain female body part! And on and on it went!
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder ![]() |
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